i swear i get uglier everyday

(Source: mammamoon)

dscourage:

we may be millions of miles apart but just talking to you is more than enough and always makes my day

breadsigh:

please friendzone me. I want to be your friend so badly

(Source: grandmabread)

cravings:

if u can’t afford pizza u can’t afford me

(Source: cravings)

aieon:

It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.

After high school you realize you were only friends with some people because you saw them five times a week.

undersensitive:

i hate this website everyone’s hotter than me wtf

(Source: co-ver)

ven0moth:

the worst part of getting out of bed is losing all the heat you had built up

tinychatter:

u know when u really like someone and literally every little thing they do is cute and no matter what face they make they always look perfect to you

kohwala:

telepath more like telepathetic

javeliner:

think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries

kanyewesticle:

i dont ship…i yacht. im not a low budget bitch

(Source: kanyewesticle)

unfollovving:

If you’re gonna keep being cute then you’ll have to kiss me, I’m sorry I don’t make the rules

ugly:

wouldn’t it be cool if the person u wanted to be with also wanted to be with u 


blooregard-qkazoo:

this show was gold why was it ever taken off the air

(Source: joshanddrake)